Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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