if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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