we're blogging at a bar
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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