respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i wish my penis had a tongue
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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