when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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