Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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