I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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