if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I have feelings that need drinking.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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