Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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