none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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