Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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