Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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