dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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