Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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