She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
