Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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