is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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