"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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