Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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