Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
