Did you just see the Batmobile???
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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