How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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