somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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