She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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