You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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