now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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