Don't you send me to vm
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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