just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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