What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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