At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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