You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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