Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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