he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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