Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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