I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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