she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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