It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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