he puts the penis in happiness.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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