Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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