he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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