his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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