nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i think i just lost a toe
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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