I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You are the jesus of drinking
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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