a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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