My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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