Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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