The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you would pick up someone in the library
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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