i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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