paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
