im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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