she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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