it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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