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If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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