Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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